What does this have to do with philosophy? Well, it's my philosophy that J.K. Rowling fuckin' sucks.

"Wait one more thing, I promise it isn't about the Jews."
"Okay what?"
"The thing about Gypsies is th-"
"Nope back to the farm!"

Frege was a sort of "philosophers philosopher" where he was very influential among philosophers, but the general public hadn't heard of him, or read him. This is mostly do to the fact that he only really produced highly technical philosophy of math, language, etc that wasn't interesting to the public. Also it turned out from his private notes that he was an enthusiastic Nazi, he thought some of the more important political questions of the time were "how are we going to get rid of the Jews?" and "we need to come up with a way to distinguish Jews from non-Jews with 100% accuracy", so yeah there's that too.

"Also, what the hell kind of advice is that? Aren't you a doctor?"

Although when you think about it, what even is regret?

"We are actually the most ethical army in the world, we only kill bad guys. Who are the bad guys? Our enemies. Why are they bad guys? Because they kill us, the good guys."

According to Hegel the great scientific dialectic of history attempts to progress in all things, so progress in perviness is science when you think about it.

Only when every King is dead will the pawns finally have the freedom to, uh...move backwards.

Also, check out the real time chess game I made, it's a remake of an old game Kung Fu Chess, at www.kungfuchess.org. All the pieces can move away once, then have to recharge. It's like 1000 time more fun than chess. Also, please join the discord, which is the place I am most friendly and will actually talk to people, including about the comic. Also follow my twitter.com/KungFuChessOrg twitter account for chess jokes. Also do me a favor and help me bully Eric Rosen into playing on Twitch more often. You can see him play against the greatest Kung Fu Master of all time here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZpc4Cn-L0