"Also, what the hell kind of advice is that? Aren't you a doctor?"

Although when you think about it, what even is regret?

"We are actually the most ethical army in the world, we only kill bad guys. Who are the bad guys? Our enemies. Why are they bad guys? Because they kill us, the good guys."

According to Hegel the great scientific dialectic of history attempts to progress in all things, so progress in perviness is science when you think about it.

Only when every King is dead will the pawns finally have the freedom to, uh...move backwards.

Also, check out the real time chess game I made, it's a remake of an old game Kung Fu Chess, at www.kungfuchess.org. All the pieces can move away once, then have to recharge. It's like 1000 time more fun than chess. Also, please join the discord, which is the place I am most friendly and will actually talk to people, including about the comic. Also follow my twitter.com/KungFuChessOrg twitter account for chess jokes. Also do me a favor and help me bully Eric Rosen into playing on Twitch more often. You can see him play against the greatest Kung Fu Master of all time here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZpc4Cn-L0

The "philosophy is useless" people are funny because so far as they can tell, they see a problem with our current societies in that we are too introspective and critical of ideas, and we need to think less about stuff and just continue on the current path. Seems a bit off to me...

"What is the meaning of life?"

Will answering it get me funding for my research project? No? Then who cares?