History is nothing more than slow process of understanding Hegel

What? Are you expecting me to explain Hegel here? You are a fool, no one can explain Hegel except for Hegel, and even he can't explain it.

"What about a retirement plan? Should we be investing?"
"Investing? No, all that will be wiped out when the workers take control. A communist revolution should be your retirement plan."

Besides, what are you so mad about? It's not like you weren't going to destroy yourselves in the next hundreds years or so anyway.

"What is theoretical basis for not wanting to destroy the planet? Come on guys, just...can we not?"

"Yeah, but probably only like...sheep and followers are good at the jobs, when you think about it..."

Marx: "you can take our lives, but you can never take our surplus labor value!"