If this is what the "great awakening" looks like, I'd rather everyone stay asleep.

Dwayne Johnson - Rock Bottom

Looking forward to November. It's on. The Rock & Michelle Obama vs Ric Flair & Alex Jones for the world tag team championship.

I know I kind of blur the lines between embellishment and reality at times, but seriously if you read this tweet of his and think "straight as fuck" I can't help you, and also you might be gay.

Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, John Cena, Justin Bieber, Justin Trudeau, Katt Williams - TRUTH COMMUNITY!

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Justin Trudeau - Proud to Be Canadian

Lyrics:

This is Justin Trudeau
As you may have heard
I've recently decided
To become a conservative

And to kick it off
I am gonna sing you
A song about cucking

BBC for my wife sophie and me
Trucker stops for Pierre and the cpc
If canada could run on come
I'd be number 1
But I'll settle for taking it in my number 2

Shit covered offices
Through and through

BBC for my wife sophie and me
Trucker stops for pierre and the cpc
If canada could run on come
I'd be number 1
But I'll settle for taking it in my number 2

Shit covered offices
Through and through
Every day this country looks
More like a zoo
An open air prison
Run by the jews

Full song with lyrics, some people were requesting both so enjoy.

Jammin' George Floyd

If I had a nickel for every time a truther told me "100% the economy is totally going to collapse this time" and then that never happened, I'd be fucking richer than the Rothschilds.

Can you guess which one I'm going with, chat?

Alpha Major Delta Pancake Zippity Doo Dah

Q Anon Dispatch - Tango Charlie Omega

Plan: Trusted ✔️

Now dispatching elite delegation of diplomats to settle Israeli conflict.

Boom!

Arnold Schwarzenegger - The End Is Nigh - Probably (Freak Out Again Just to Be Safe)

"What proof do you have that reality has always been like this? That sounds pretty crazy dude."

Well, for starters here's a snapshot of the "right wing" back then - fun fact his middle name was "Milhous" Do you get the joke yet?

Watergate was probably just a cover up for Nixon banging Andrew Tate's dad or something.

Sure things appear to be getting crazier and that might be true to some extent, but if you can pull your attention away from "current events" away long enough and step back and see the big BIG picture, that pattern recognition from all the conspiracy research pays off when you see just how noscripted it all is. It's not even that creative, rehash after rehash.

Every now and then you might get a curveball but most of the time it's pretty easy to spot.

WWE really is a great comparison because even though it's fake and noscripted people can still get injured/die and the crowd isn't "in on it" but at the end of the day that doesn't make it any less fake.

I can't make you see it.

"Listen pal, if we don't vote for Trump...this is gonna become a socialist country!"

"Guys, society is going to collapse any day. Your bank accounts will be seized."

"Also, buy gold from me. I know if what I said ever came to pass people would be shooting each other over basic needs, but I'm sure you could arrange a good deal in a dark alleyway for some rations if you have some gold or silver bars on hand! easy peezy!"

- Guy who looks like Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest & some guy who sells boner pills and takes before and after pictures that look exactly the same and hasn't ever lost any weight ever and only grows more rotund while saying his products promote weight loss.

Holy fuck man, are people for real?

We're gonna win so hard this year.

*Sigh* They sure don't make 'em like this anymore folks.

Guys, your money is gonna be worthless soon, I'm telling you. Send it all to me before it all goes to zero. I am practically doing you a favor here.

New vid soon, just doing the lip syncing & touchups. Few hours at most.