If I had a nickel for every time a truther told me "100% the economy is totally going to collapse this time" and then that never happened, I'd be fucking richer than the Rothschilds.

Can you guess which one I'm going with, chat?

Alpha Major Delta Pancake Zippity Doo Dah

Q Anon Dispatch - Tango Charlie Omega

Plan: Trusted ✔️

Now dispatching elite delegation of diplomats to settle Israeli conflict.

Boom!

Arnold Schwarzenegger - The End Is Nigh - Probably (Freak Out Again Just to Be Safe)

"What proof do you have that reality has always been like this? That sounds pretty crazy dude."

Well, for starters here's a snapshot of the "right wing" back then - fun fact his middle name was "Milhous" Do you get the joke yet?

Watergate was probably just a cover up for Nixon banging Andrew Tate's dad or something.

Sure things appear to be getting crazier and that might be true to some extent, but if you can pull your attention away from "current events" away long enough and step back and see the big BIG picture, that pattern recognition from all the conspiracy research pays off when you see just how noscripted it all is. It's not even that creative, rehash after rehash.

Every now and then you might get a curveball but most of the time it's pretty easy to spot.

WWE really is a great comparison because even though it's fake and noscripted people can still get injured/die and the crowd isn't "in on it" but at the end of the day that doesn't make it any less fake.

I can't make you see it.

"Listen pal, if we don't vote for Trump...this is gonna become a socialist country!"

"Guys, society is going to collapse any day. Your bank accounts will be seized."

"Also, buy gold from me. I know if what I said ever came to pass people would be shooting each other over basic needs, but I'm sure you could arrange a good deal in a dark alleyway for some rations if you have some gold or silver bars on hand! easy peezy!"

- Guy who looks like Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest & some guy who sells boner pills and takes before and after pictures that look exactly the same and hasn't ever lost any weight ever and only grows more rotund while saying his products promote weight loss.

Holy fuck man, are people for real?

We're gonna win so hard this year.

*Sigh* They sure don't make 'em like this anymore folks.

Guys, your money is gonna be worthless soon, I'm telling you. Send it all to me before it all goes to zero. I am practically doing you a favor here.

New vid soon, just doing the lip syncing & touchups. Few hours at most.

Chris Cuomo, Joe Rogan, Patrick Bet David - Authenticated

David Letterman & Future Islands - Curtain Call

"Facebook is committed to protecting everyone's intellectual property, so we're letting you know that your video contains material that you may not have the rights to use.

David Letterman claimed ad earnings from your video, David Letterman & Future Islands - Curtain Call, posted on May 25, 2024 on your Page ForkFaced because it contains music, audio or video that belongs to them."

Well, you heard it from the horse's mouth. Completely unaltered.

OOoooh guys! I'm gonna truth! I'm gonna truth!

If you can't see how goofy the "truth" community is at this point, I can't help you.

Save the Millionaires Fund

Anthony Fauci, Marjorie Taylor Greene - Justus

Looking forward to Alex playing the pig in the animal farm remake.

"Come here Porkchop, oink oink."

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