"Guys, society is going to collapse any day. Your bank accounts will be seized."

"Also, buy gold from me. I know if what I said ever came to pass people would be shooting each other over basic needs, but I'm sure you could arrange a good deal in a dark alleyway for some rations if you have some gold or silver bars on hand! easy peezy!"

- Guy who looks like Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest & some guy who sells boner pills and takes before and after pictures that look exactly the same and hasn't ever lost any weight ever and only grows more rotund while saying his products promote weight loss.

Holy fuck man, are people for real?

We're gonna win so hard this year.

*Sigh* They sure don't make 'em like this anymore folks.

Guys, your money is gonna be worthless soon, I'm telling you. Send it all to me before it all goes to zero. I am practically doing you a favor here.

New vid soon, just doing the lip syncing & touchups. Few hours at most.

Chris Cuomo, Joe Rogan, Patrick Bet David - Authenticated

David Letterman & Future Islands - Curtain Call

"Facebook is committed to protecting everyone's intellectual property, so we're letting you know that your video contains material that you may not have the rights to use.

David Letterman claimed ad earnings from your video, David Letterman & Future Islands - Curtain Call, posted on May 25, 2024 on your Page ForkFaced because it contains music, audio or video that belongs to them."

Well, you heard it from the horse's mouth. Completely unaltered.

OOoooh guys! I'm gonna truth! I'm gonna truth!

If you can't see how goofy the "truth" community is at this point, I can't help you.

Save the Millionaires Fund

Anthony Fauci, Marjorie Taylor Greene - Justus

Looking forward to Alex playing the pig in the animal farm remake.

"Come here Porkchop, oink oink."

Infowarts

Now that Alex Jones has made a deal and is liquidizing his assets and allowing Sandy Hook Families to take even more of his money after the fact for...no discernable reason or explanation (other than this being an obvious noscript that for some reason retards can't spot) He can finally focus on his passion. Eating. (And feeding hungry customers)

New skit (it's a longer one at around 5 mins) so it's gonna take awhile to output, but aside from some unforeseen technical issue, it should be out later today.

Alex Jones, Dr. Peter Mccullough, Patrick Bet-David - Super Fire (And Brimstone) Shutdown Sale (Limited Time Only)

Andrew Tate, Julian Assange, RFK JR - Plea Deal

I rarely ask for donations, but it's been over 3 months since I've received anything for making these videos, so if you'd like to chip in, I'd appreciate it.