Plot Twist: You're Sam Bankman-Freid now; you're innocent; and you're out on the run, hiding away in an old abandoned Quiznos. First things first... what's your new alt?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Sam Altman-Fleece
5%
Sam NoMoreLateFees
19%
Tandy Danner
17%
Elizabeth Holmes
7%
Hey Vern Its Ernst
16%
FTXisBACK
25%
Embezzly Nielson
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What is your opinion on the BLFC Pizza Incident?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Very positive - I thought it was really funny
13%
Positive - it was just having fun
25%
Neutral - idc
25%
Negative - ayyo what the fuck
9%
Very Negative - 🤬
16%
The what now?
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What do you think of people who drive large "family" / "luxury" pickup trucks?
Anonymous Poll
4%
They are cool, manly men 😎
2%
I do this and am proud of it
17%
I don't feel strongly on this subject
23%
If you *need* one then that's fine
9%
They're a bit ostentatious
25%
They're embarrassing emotional support vehicles
19%
I think they're very harmful and should be banned
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How's your faith in Democracy?
Anonymous Poll
6%
Unwavering
7%
Teetering
23%
Progressing in an unsettling direction
20%
Nonexistent
8%
It'll be okay after *unlikely event*
24%
Oh fuck it's an election year in the Hellnation
12%
Managed
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What level of “I’ve been to a Disney Theme Park” are you?
Anonymous Poll
34%
Ive seen a Disney movie
22%
I’ve been to Disney Land
38%
I’ve been to Disney World
2%
I’ve been to Euro Disney
2%
I’ve been to Disney Japan
1%
I’ve been to the secret knock off Disney Resort City in China
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FWA 2024: Immediate Opinion
Anonymous Poll
2%
¿Que emoción, no?
9%
Wonderful, what I expected
12%
Pretty good, ups and downs
3%
Normal convention
2%
Vaguely terrible
2%
Immediately and obviously horrible
2%
I don't like waiting in line!!!!!! Or inhaling follicles at muzzlesucking range!!!!!
68%
I didn't / couldn't go
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How do you feel about the Bomb Voyage Prop Gun Incident? (Pic n thread below)
Anonymous Poll
11%
Positive - it was cool
5%
Mildly positive - it's fine
15%
Neutral - I don't care
17%
Mildly negative - It's probably bad
52%
Negative - what the fuck
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How do you feel about the FWA Hilton Parkour Video?
https://twitter.com/DannyDeMitzo/status/1790423433689592181?t=FNSBDtc5lB-UpwFyr0kt8Q&s=19
https://twitter.com/DannyDeMitzo/status/1790423433689592181?t=FNSBDtc5lB-UpwFyr0kt8Q&s=19
Anonymous Poll
17%
Positive - pretty sick
7%
Mildly Positive - it was alright
21%
Neutral - I don't care
29%
Mildly negative - probably not great to do or at least to film
25%
Negative - stop pls
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How do you feel about the microplastics inside you?
Anonymous Poll
22%
New friends!
7%
Insanely, incredibly, irrationally angry
10%
Ambivalent
3%
I was unaware
43%
Upset but there's little I can do
7%
That problem is overblown
8%
Saddened / hope-less
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Are you afraid of other people?
Anonymous Poll
18%
Yes, usually
38%
No, not really
45%
Sometimes yes sometimes no
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Do you enjoy going to Furry Conventions right now?
Anonymous Poll
61%
Yes
17%
No
22%
I want to, but haven't gone to one yet
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How do you feel about Telegram's "boost" and "level" system for channels?
Btw boost our channel:📈 https://news.1rj.ru/str/boost/furrystats XD
Btw boost our channel:
Anonymous Poll
3%
It's great
52%
It's unnecessary
32%
I hate it. Rip it out
12%
Frick purple
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