If this blows your mind try imagining an apple

Us

Pandemic TYCs were a lot of fun.

Truth

Listening to one of the great minds of our generation teach at The Basement.

Me and who?

I can never hope to be funnier than this.

Just when I thought Schizo levels couldn’t get any higher. A Chechen saying inshallah while wearing a patch that bears our lord and savior.

Economics like space is f@ke and g@y. Unless you are buying and selling shit using gold coins it's simply not real.

Math =/= reality

This is happening Friday come out we watching They Live and having pizza. If there's technical difficulties with the projector and sound bare with us while we get it all fixed.

So this is why they needed all those foreskins. Neat!

We are watching They Live in Toronto tonight at 8pm. Free show, free pizza, bring your own bud and beer. For details go to tickets on my website goryenko.com

Should say don't get impregnated by Hagrid

Just like the good old days when scholars would challenge one another to duels over their ideas. A welcomed tradition to bring back imo.

Us

You will drink the corn syrup

First Young Cucks on Lakeshore Blvd Saturday May 13. I need bodies in here for this one. You might think I have some other form of revenue making ticket sales not important to me. That's where you are wrong. You may also mistakenly believe that if I don't have a job, I can spend all my time writing jokes and getting funnier. You'd be wrong yet again. However, this next show will go towards a special charity dear to one of my friend's heart. More details on that + the lineup soon. For ticket details, go to goryenko.com