Economics like space is f@ke and g@y. Unless you are buying and selling shit using gold coins it's simply not real.

Math =/= reality

This is happening Friday come out we watching They Live and having pizza. If there's technical difficulties with the projector and sound bare with us while we get it all fixed.

So this is why they needed all those foreskins. Neat!

We are watching They Live in Toronto tonight at 8pm. Free show, free pizza, bring your own bud and beer. For details go to tickets on my website goryenko.com

Should say don't get impregnated by Hagrid

Just like the good old days when scholars would challenge one another to duels over their ideas. A welcomed tradition to bring back imo.

Us

You will drink the corn syrup

First Young Cucks on Lakeshore Blvd Saturday May 13. I need bodies in here for this one. You might think I have some other form of revenue making ticket sales not important to me. That's where you are wrong. You may also mistakenly believe that if I don't have a job, I can spend all my time writing jokes and getting funnier. You'd be wrong yet again. However, this next show will go towards a special charity dear to one of my friend's heart. More details on that + the lineup soon. For ticket details, go to goryenko.com

My good friend and street brotha Cheyenne Alvis has helped me tremendously put my new venue together. All he asked in return is to share this GoFundMe from a close family friend of his. It's for baby Blossom Ruffins that was born after her pregnant mom got shot in America. I know how much my audience cares for the safety and well-being of little black girls, so I decided to take it one step further and have $5 from every admission go towards this GoFundMe. No, this isn't a trick. I will provide verification of the donation so nobody gets the wrong idea.

GoFundMe:
https://gofund.me/dd5c4652

Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/the-young-cucks-tickets-262355050017?aff=eand

Brothers and sisters in Christ I once again ask for your upvotes on reddit in my crusade to live off antisemitic jokes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Torontoevents/comments/13beqtc/tyc_dark_comedy_saturday_may_13_9pm/

The Basement's first TYC show is this Saturday. The man really pulling all the strings is Jared Mitchell. Without his help this wouldn't be possible. I thank everyone that helped bring this to fruition but he had the biggest role to play. Praise this absolute king. Everyone not coming May 13 will miss some of the biggest nuts and squirrely mfers in the city. I really feel that the craziest show in Canada should have a premiere event booked up with screwballs and silly goobers.

https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/the-young-cucks-tickets-262355050017

Couple of my WN/WLM fans are upset I'm doing a charity event for little bl@ck baby Blossom Ruffins sh0t while in the womb back in October. We at the basement are sorry if this is upsetting for some of you. As previously mentioned one of my many black friends helped throw some money and work at getting our comedy venue ready in exchange for raising awareness towards this cause. We are thankful for any and all help so we made this a bit more involved than initially bargained out of gratitude. Besides its one day out of May. There are plenty of other days we'll be running shows or you can contact us about putting something together. If any of these neo-n@zis cared about my comedy or the vision for the basement and all of the young cucks crew I would be promoting a Kl@n rally for the 13th right now. But that's not happening and now you know why so don't come to us to complain when we are not the ones at fault. For all further details go to goryenko.com

Look at this tranny Cheka. This is the face of the man who will haul you off to the globohomo Bergen-Belsen.

Say what you will about Daily Wire and controlled ops I have to give Matt Walsh respect for bringing us total tranny death.

https://youtu.be/t4xe8_MHKo8

Young Cucks on Lakeshore Blvd in Etobicoke at The Basement Saturday May 13. Dark dirty comedy for a good cause. Funds raised for baby Blossom Ruffins shot in the womb. If we don't help this baby nobody will. Think of baby Blossom.

GoFundMe
https://gofund.me/dd5c4652

Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/the-young-cucks-tickets-262355050017

Damn /pol/ heard about the fundraiser show Saturday night. They always hate it when I lower my hand to help up my black brothers and sisters in Christ.

Saturday Night in Etobicoke TYC raises funds for little black baby Blossom Ruffins. Use promo code discountmaxxing for $5 off. You've been warned.

https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/the-young-cucks-tickets-262355050017