Good afternoon Helldivers!

While super earth has been under attack by the illuminate, the Automation empire has also been planning a mass mobilization. Due to this, Super Earth is attempting a rare ceasefire deal and as a gesture of good faith, will be fully selling Dell Inc, and all of its assets. All Dell engineers have a 30 day period to accept mandatory conversion into the Automation mainframe

On the other side, Our Government will once again reassure the Automatons that this is, 100 percent an entirely serious and generous gesture of good faith, and not an attempt to cripple the advance with poor/proprietary software, proprietary components, poorly designed cable management or otherwise wholly unessisary compatibility issues.

We hope that our, once again, entirely good faith gesture will appease the automation empire while we clean up from the current crisis and disaster.

We would also like to thank Dell inc for its technological contribution to the war effort.