Good afternoon Helldivers!
While super earth has been under attack by the illuminate, the Automation empire has also been planning a mass mobilization. Due to this, Super Earth is attempting a rare ceasefire deal and as a gesture of good faith, will be fully selling Dell Inc, and all of its assets. All Dell engineers have a 30 day period to accept mandatory conversion into the Automation mainframe
On the other side, Our Government will once again reassure the Automatons that this is, 100 percent an entirely serious and generous gesture of good faith, and not an attempt to cripple the advance with poor/proprietary software, proprietary components, poorly designed cable management or otherwise wholly unessisary compatibility issues.
We hope that our, once again, entirely good faith gesture will appease the automation empire while we clean up from the current crisis and disaster.
We would also like to thank Dell inc for its technological contribution to the war effort.
While super earth has been under attack by the illuminate, the Automation empire has also been planning a mass mobilization. Due to this, Super Earth is attempting a rare ceasefire deal and as a gesture of good faith, will be fully selling Dell Inc, and all of its assets. All Dell engineers have a 30 day period to accept mandatory conversion into the Automation mainframe
On the other side, Our Government will once again reassure the Automatons that this is, 100 percent an entirely serious and generous gesture of good faith, and not an attempt to cripple the advance with poor/proprietary software, proprietary components, poorly designed cable management or otherwise wholly unessisary compatibility issues.
We hope that our, once again, entirely good faith gesture will appease the automation empire while we clean up from the current crisis and disaster.
We would also like to thank Dell inc for its technological contribution to the war effort.
Helldivers Hellposting
Welp time to learn illuminate ;u;
We literally win in 3 days tbf
We can do this
Don't give in to undemocratic peer pressure
Get back to diving
We can do this
Don't give in to undemocratic peer pressure
Get back to diving
Forwarded from Tardigrade Giggle Chamber 🪲 (Sam Hayzen)
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Forwarded from Arbiter, My Beloved (🎏Graham!🐾 Owner of 34 cents!)
Good morning
I wanted to break character for a moment as admin because Im getting kinda bothered by the amount of real rage happening over Helldivers 2. I know were a small channel but I still want to say it.
I understand being mad at the devs but to be frank, getting mad at players is kind of absurd. There should have been straggler players factored into the illuminate event, and the fact that the community is fracturing over which enemy people prefer to fight is also absurd imo. The amount of vitrol getting thrown around is just going to make people less likely to play the game at all when this is over.
I have to confess that Im kinda fake. I love the HD2 lore, but ive never had enough money to actually buy the game. This experience has made me far less likely to buy the game, because even if the illuminate are defeated the toxicity this has bred will remain and fester until the next big event.
I stopped playing tf2 for similar reasons, and most of my other friends have moved on from HD2 to Warframe. Its extremely sad to me that there is a high potential for a game that unified so many people to end in infighting and real, non digital friendships getting damaged.
I remember when the point of a videogame was to have fun in an alternate reality and or scratch that certain numbers go up or puzzle itch.
If super earth is lost we should mourn a great game saddled with bad devs together, instead of pointing fingers and turning on each other. We should find clousure on that shared experience as a community.
I guess the worst irony of all is that history repeats itself even virtually, with the empire waging the forever war eventually turning its vitrol inward, and creating warring factions in itself.
Stay Diving out there
I wanted to break character for a moment as admin because Im getting kinda bothered by the amount of real rage happening over Helldivers 2. I know were a small channel but I still want to say it.
I understand being mad at the devs but to be frank, getting mad at players is kind of absurd. There should have been straggler players factored into the illuminate event, and the fact that the community is fracturing over which enemy people prefer to fight is also absurd imo. The amount of vitrol getting thrown around is just going to make people less likely to play the game at all when this is over.
I have to confess that Im kinda fake. I love the HD2 lore, but ive never had enough money to actually buy the game. This experience has made me far less likely to buy the game, because even if the illuminate are defeated the toxicity this has bred will remain and fester until the next big event.
I stopped playing tf2 for similar reasons, and most of my other friends have moved on from HD2 to Warframe. Its extremely sad to me that there is a high potential for a game that unified so many people to end in infighting and real, non digital friendships getting damaged.
I remember when the point of a videogame was to have fun in an alternate reality and or scratch that certain numbers go up or puzzle itch.
If super earth is lost we should mourn a great game saddled with bad devs together, instead of pointing fingers and turning on each other. We should find clousure on that shared experience as a community.
I guess the worst irony of all is that history repeats itself even virtually, with the empire waging the forever war eventually turning its vitrol inward, and creating warring factions in itself.
Stay Diving out there
❤3
Forwarded from Arbiter, My Beloved (Toby)
After this is over i can't wait for the 6 months before leviathans get taken off as a mission mod and become regular enemies like gunships were
Forwarded from extreme mangoposting (māngo)
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