Waaaaaaait a minute
>died in the presidential bunker
>only a pistol
🤔🤔🤔
>died in the presidential bunker
>only a pistol
🤔🤔🤔
This is an important broadcast from Super Earth Council:
Due to the heroic death of the Super President, protocol Brandon is being activated. While democratic and managed elections are held for a new leader of Super Earth, the Dark Brandon entity will be awoken from his cryogenic tomb of liquid ice. Unfortunately those close to Brandon have described him as "sleepy", so it will take time to bring him up to speed on current galactic events
The public is absolutely assured however, that Brandon is perfectly capable of making competent decisions and that souls are not his sustinance
Due to the heroic death of the Super President, protocol Brandon is being activated. While democratic and managed elections are held for a new leader of Super Earth, the Dark Brandon entity will be awoken from his cryogenic tomb of liquid ice. Unfortunately those close to Brandon have described him as "sleepy", so it will take time to bring him up to speed on current galactic events
The public is absolutely assured however, that Brandon is perfectly capable of making competent decisions and that souls are not his sustinance
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