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2,210 words / 18:01 The French Mistake I’m only going to focus on one story this week because it seems compelling and significant enough to drown out everything else that happened. Since it bears the ominous potential to metastasize into something even more…

Philadelphia police provided an update on the mass shooting that left four men dead and two children injured. The suspected gunman is in custody, according to Philadelphia Police Commissioner Danielle Outlaw.

All of the deceased victims were men, between…

1,498 / 11:12 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." I suppose it’s fitting that 247 years after our all-white and all-male Founding Fathers…

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2,748 words Ice-Cream Moguls Ben & Jerry Get Scalped By a Vermont Injun Who Claims They Stole His Land Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, like Bernie Sanders, are New York Jews who helped destroy the once-placid, once-beautiful, once almost entirely rural and…

1,276 words / 9:17 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." It’s a statistical fact that men die younger than women do, and not simply because…

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2,571 words RFK, Jr. Floats Theory that COVID-19 Was Engineered to Spare Chinks and Jews In a 2024 presidential campaign that threatens to become a flabbier and more senile rerun of the 2020 contest, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is far and away the most intriguing…

1,765 words / 11:32 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." I have no doubt it’s painful to hear that a John Deere tractor with a pull-behind…

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2,442 words Georgia-Born Country Singer Jason Aldean’s “Try That in a Small Town” Video Gets Banned for Being “Racist”; Meanwhile, Black Man Kills Four White People in a Small Georgia Town As much as I love me some old country music -- any song recorded in…

1,429 words / 9:30 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." Since she was eight months pregnant last Friday evening when she was shot to death…

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