INTRO: Shooting and Killing Five People to Protest Gun Violence (0:00-11:37) • TRAUMA CHAMBER: The Thing That Lives Across the Hallway (11:37-27:53) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: The Dave Clark Five (27:5...

2,748 words Ice-Cream Moguls Ben & Jerry Get Scalped By a Vermont Injun Who Claims They Stole His Land Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, like Bernie Sanders, are New York Jews who helped destroy the once-placid, once-beautiful, once almost entirely rural and…

1,276 words / 9:17 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." It’s a statistical fact that men die younger than women do, and not simply because…

INTRO: The Difference Between a Man and a Douchebag (0:00-9:15) • Update on the Thing That Lives Across the Hallway (9:15-14:37) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Black People Reacting to Led Zeppelin (14:37...

2,571 words RFK, Jr. Floats Theory that COVID-19 Was Engineered to Spare Chinks and Jews In a 2024 presidential campaign that threatens to become a flabbier and more senile rerun of the 2020 contest, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is far and away the most intriguing…

1,765 words / 11:32 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." I have no doubt it’s painful to hear that a John Deere tractor with a pull-behind…

INTRO: The Luxury of Being Lazy (0:00-11:37) • Zoom Conference About The Thing That Lives Across The Hallway Postponed Because the Court Used the Wrong Email Address; Keep an Eye Out for Possib...

2,442 words Georgia-Born Country Singer Jason Aldean’s “Try That in a Small Town” Video Gets Banned for Being “Racist”; Meanwhile, Black Man Kills Four White People in a Small Georgia Town As much as I love me some old country music -- any song recorded in…

1,429 words / 9:30 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." Since she was eight months pregnant last Friday evening when she was shot to death…

INTRO: It's Never a Good Idea to Get Your Boyfriend Pregnant (0:00-9:37) • The Thing Across the Hallway Gets Served a Temporary Protective Order While He's Wearing a Pink Nightgown (9:37-14:14)...

2,408 words Sinéad O’Connor: Finally Dead Sinéad O’Connor, the world’s most obnoxiously political and mercurially unstable shaven-headed songstress, was found dead in her London flat last week at age 56. While some people are asking “Why?”, I’m more inclined…

1,540 words / 10:34 Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose "save link as" or "save target as." Around 20 years ago, when the Somali pirates started popping up in the news, I…

INTRO: Black Men Can't Float (0:00-10:41) • HARDBALLER HALL OF FAME: Remembering Brome, the Funniest Man I've Ever Known (1965-2022) (10:41-1:00:20) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Cheap Trick (1:00:20-1:24...

2,268 words Jamie Foxx Names the Jew: Apparently, Their Name is “They” Boy, if you thought they were touchy before, wait until you hear this story! “Who are ‘they’?” you ask, and I say, “Duh­ — ‘they’ are the Jews!” I thought this was common knowledge. Everyone…

1,776 words Audio version: To listen in a player, use the one below or click here. To download the mp3, right-click here and choose “save link as” or “save target as.” You may have heard that there was a little violent dust-up on a dock in Montgomery, Alabama…