Today's bizarre dream diary entry:
I dreamed I was dating this weird girl, she had a bunk bed full of o weapons and a talking dog who liked to jump on me. She also had a pile of dead mechanoids in her backyard.
We were laying in the grass together when she turns to me and says she wants to become more powerful, but she needs to kill 1000 people to achieve that point, and asked if I would help her. I said something like "Well there's a lot of evil people out there..."
Cut to me, my girlfriend, and three other people in the middle of a supermarket, wearing full plate armor and medieval weapons.
She suddenly kisses one of the people in the group. Then two of the other characters kiss each other, and I'm like "Hey, isn't anyone going to kiss me too? I wanna kiss you, you and you", pointing to each person in the group.
No time for kissing though, the dream cut to me and Laima (lalafel red mage from my friends FFd6 campaign), competing to wrestle down some sort of giant cabbage monster or something. We had to roll dice to see the result, I won, then I am brought to the table where the other FFd6 characters are, with their own character sheets in front of them.
____ (elf black mage) says they want to "widen the base" of the party and so they're hiring three more people, and I jokingly ask if their party is a pyramid scheme.
Cut to me and some old time famous guy (some writer, philosopher or inventor), we're wearing bronze-chromed diving suits without helmets, inside a metal orb on the surface of the moon.
We leave, explore the surface for a bit, then come back to the orb and roll it out of the moon's surface, falling back to the Earth's atmosphere, and I wake up shortly after
I dreamed I was dating this weird girl, she had a bunk bed full of o weapons and a talking dog who liked to jump on me. She also had a pile of dead mechanoids in her backyard.
We were laying in the grass together when she turns to me and says she wants to become more powerful, but she needs to kill 1000 people to achieve that point, and asked if I would help her. I said something like "Well there's a lot of evil people out there..."
Cut to me, my girlfriend, and three other people in the middle of a supermarket, wearing full plate armor and medieval weapons.
She suddenly kisses one of the people in the group. Then two of the other characters kiss each other, and I'm like "Hey, isn't anyone going to kiss me too? I wanna kiss you, you and you", pointing to each person in the group.
No time for kissing though, the dream cut to me and Laima (lalafel red mage from my friends FFd6 campaign), competing to wrestle down some sort of giant cabbage monster or something. We had to roll dice to see the result, I won, then I am brought to the table where the other FFd6 characters are, with their own character sheets in front of them.
____ (elf black mage) says they want to "widen the base" of the party and so they're hiring three more people, and I jokingly ask if their party is a pyramid scheme.
Cut to me and some old time famous guy (some writer, philosopher or inventor), we're wearing bronze-chromed diving suits without helmets, inside a metal orb on the surface of the moon.
We leave, explore the surface for a bit, then come back to the orb and roll it out of the moon's surface, falling back to the Earth's atmosphere, and I wake up shortly after
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Forwarded from 💜 Lyn the Loved
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