— Whose motorcycle is this?
— It's a chopper, baby.
— Whose chopper is this?
— It's Zed's.
— Who's Zed?
— Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
— It's a chopper, baby.
— Whose chopper is this?
— It's Zed's.
— Who's Zed?
— Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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— You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.
— I have character.
— Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.
— I have character.
— Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.
— You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
— What?
— Mayonnaise.
— Goddamn.
— I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
— What?
— Mayonnaise.
— Goddamn.
— I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
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Asking people what they like is way less informative than asking what they don’t like.
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Потяг в Бусан
10/10
Hell is other people, but so is heaven.
10/10
Hell is other people, but so is heaven.
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Forwarded from Переклад і локалізація
🔠 Цікава історія: в експерименті 72 % опитаних американців не змогли пригадати, як пишеться маленька буква g, хоча вони неодноразово бачать її щодня.
#типографіка
#типографіка
Тим часом головного героя нового фільму Міядзакі звати Махіто, досить на сьогодні інтернету
— Why do I feel like the greatest investigative journalist that ever lived?
— Because you’re an American, so you think you’re more talented than you actually are.
Tokyo Vice
— Because you’re an American, so you think you’re more talented than you actually are.
Tokyo Vice
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Forwarded from інсанітет і кекерство (мромáшбка🐸)
у моїй голові зараз відкрито 77 вкладок, 22 з них працюють, 55 зависли, і я не знаю, з якої грає chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba
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There’s a tale about a guy whose love would leave him once he makes a dad joke thrice.
He won
He won