I may have just found the best name for a default branch in existence

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Inside You There Are Two Wolves

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Learning to code would be fun they said..

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I'm not sure which one is the most beautiful rainbow

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Am I doing this meme thing right? (Brain * -1.0f) + 1.0f;

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I think my Trello board is done.

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Me during uni exams be like

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Are you looking for the most-secure way to send messages?

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swift uses let for constant :) unlike JS :(

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It's like watching a toddler..

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Heartwarming words

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For working at a 10 year old bank app

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Race Conditions

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I know they're the same, but one is objectively more horrifying

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The first software of a beginner developer

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A simple haiku

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It speaks for itself...

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Press J to unga bunga

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...when you want to be SURE it's equal!

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Uh, guys? Get it together.

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I would rather spend hours making a program to do a task, than to do the task

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