Are you looking for the most-secure way to send messages?

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swift uses let for constant :) unlike JS :(

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It's like watching a toddler..

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Heartwarming words

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For working at a 10 year old bank app

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Race Conditions

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I know they're the same, but one is objectively more horrifying

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The first software of a beginner developer

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A simple haiku

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It speaks for itself...

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Press J to unga bunga

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...when you want to be SURE it's equal!

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Uh, guys? Get it together.

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I would rather spend hours making a program to do a task, than to do the task

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Saved me a ton of times

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interview

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My old code is like a patchwork.

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Sometimes I really ask myself, why not to make Python noscript to automatically send one email per second from 5-10 different accounts to that person's email as a revenge...

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If rumors are true, good riddance Touch Bar

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Yes

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Boss: Did you fix the bug? Me: Ehm, no, but I did some major improvements for the client’s usability.

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