Me, after tumbling down stairs: ooh, that's a lot faster.

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i was trying to put on my sweater and it got hung up on my head and my arms were sticking out weirdly and my mouth was also visible and i felt like i looked like some weird monster or cryptid so naturally i walked around like that while making weird cryptid…

When you have paranoia you should just remind yourself nobody cares about you since you're a worthless piece of inedible meat.

and btw, i wont go to jail, at least i dont think. its just, the car that'll get taken away? it's my roomates, he got it a few yrs ago for $20k and i had to pay the bills on it which obviously i couldn't do

Saw a picture of Mario and Luigi kissing one another online. Please do not do that

https://news.1rj.ru/str/depthsofdepravity/598 empathy gap, people ignore men's issues, because men don't complain, people assume they don't have issues

my entire life got FUCKED over bc the court system assumed my mom the better caretaker SOLELY on the basis that she's…