Where's my chocolates and my puppies and my cuddles and my pearls

Me: damn I sure hope there is some nice art exhibition in my city this summer

The museum: Bansky

Me: oh sky daddy sky daddy why have you abandoned me

Maybe God abandoned me cause didn't want to be called sky daddy

Okay sky mommy it is

Sky hoe? It's gender neutral

Imagine being so nettled you got banned or blocked that you start harassing and impersonating the one who won't give you the attention you so desperately crave.

You know who you are. Unfriendly reminder that if you're a bigot or a dickhead, you are not welcome here.

When channels do not have the 🍓 reaction that means they hate me 😭