Someone please teach me how to use Rollerblades I need to move to Barbieland

WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME THE SPICE GIRLS BROKE UP WHEN GERI HALLIWELL AND MEL B BROKE UP OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND IT OUT FROM A MEME

Heads will fall for this

I'm like the Sexy Poor Santa Claus of Telegram and I will not elaborate on that

Pls elaborate

I know it when you're naughty and you can whisper your deep desires into my ears while sitting on my lap

Where's my chocolates and my puppies and my cuddles and my pearls

Me: damn I sure hope there is some nice art exhibition in my city this summer

The museum: Bansky

Me: oh sky daddy sky daddy why have you abandoned me