I wish I wrote Twilight so Bella Swan could be better and get both the werevolf bf and the vampire one also I would make everyone queer
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I have honestly no clue how to make them leave
https://www.wikihow-fun.com/Make-Your-Friends-Think-You%27re-a-Vampire
Me pretending to look through porn while I am in fact reading this guide
Me pretending to look through porn while I am in fact reading this guide
Wikihow-Fun
How to Make Your Friends Think You're a Vampire: 15 Steps
Have you ever wanted to make your friends think you were a vampire, without any high-maintenance makeup or props? Do you want to seem mysterious, elegant, and just a little dangerous? This article has steps to help you make your friends...
A poem for dumb people:
shut up
please just shut up
you're lame
we don't care
don't make me shut you up
softly
with my lips
shut up
please just shut up
you're lame
we don't care
don't make me shut you up
softly
with my lips
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