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How to Make Your Friends Think You're a Vampire: 15 Steps
Have you ever wanted to make your friends think you were a vampire, without any high-maintenance makeup or props? Do you want to seem mysterious, elegant, and just a little dangerous? This article has steps to help you make your friends...
A poem for dumb people:
shut up
please just shut up
you're lame
we don't care
don't make me shut you up
softly
with my lips
shut up
please just shut up
you're lame
we don't care
don't make me shut you up
softly
with my lips
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Friendship ended with my flatmate, now whoever lets me have a small dog is my new best friend
For non Italians: me yet again hating on italian journalism because they can rot in hell
Cute date ideas
~Try a new restaurant
~Play tourist in your hometown
~Make a fun new recipe
~Punch a nazi
~Go on a picnic
~Burn your local press
~Take a hike
~Hit the beach
~Go skiing
~Seize the means of production
~Play a board game
~Try a new restaurant
~Play tourist in your hometown
~Make a fun new recipe
~Punch a nazi
~Go on a picnic
~Burn your local press
~Take a hike
~Hit the beach
~Go skiing
~Seize the means of production
~Play a board game
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