There is a tie so I'll read the incipit of both Home before dark and Head like a hole

I wish I was paid to read my little books

Two things leave me perplexed about Baldur's Gate
Why is everyone so horny
Why is the customisation so ample if I cannot give myself huge milkers

Pirate day pirate day pirate day

Every once in a while I look at my nipples and think: "Nah, this is a terrible shade for my lips"

If you're gay and you know it clap your cheeks

Morrissey was so twink coded, what a shame he became so racist

Sad cause in Baldur Gate I did stuff earlier without thinking about the consequences and now people think I'm evil
It's just like real life you get distracted a bit and you're accidentally a villain