Pirate day pirate day pirate day

Every once in a while I look at my nipples and think: "Nah, this is a terrible shade for my lips"

If you're gay and you know it clap your cheeks

Morrissey was so twink coded, what a shame he became so racist

Sad cause in Baldur Gate I did stuff earlier without thinking about the consequences and now people think I'm evil
It's just like real life you get distracted a bit and you're accidentally a villain

Til the "right in front of my salad?" meme came from a gay porn movie

It's technically already Christmas since I dreamt about Christmas songs