TIL A Minnesota burglar named Nicholas Wig was caught after he logged into his own Facebook account on a computer in the house he was robbing. The homeowner returned to find his account still logged in. [source, comments]

"Mom, dad... I'm not a furry"
"Child, what the fuck are you talking about"

Tipsy me is so much better than sober me
Yeah tummy hurts but that fucker hurts anyway at least now I can sing Shakira Shakira while in pain

Mood