"Mom, dad... I'm not a furry"
"Child, what the fuck are you talking about"

Tipsy me is so much better than sober me
Yeah tummy hurts but that fucker hurts anyway at least now I can sing Shakira Shakira while in pain

Mood

Apparently people called police on Britney Spears for the video she posted where she was dancing with (fake) knives, advocating for her to be under conservatorship again

👏Leave👏Britney👏alone👏