Oh yeah inspired by the Pattinson masturbation scene clearly

My darling
I had not realized how much I would have missed you until we were apart.
Our relationship is far from perfect and we don't always like each other. I found myself insulting you more often than not and I will say you deserve it cause you are a bit of a bitch. There are definitely people who would treat me better and that would make such a better match for me, but still I feel drawn to you and I try my best to impress you nonetheless. It doesn't seem to work that well, but I keep trying. I am drawn to you even if you are a terrible person and I miss you.
I hope we will meet again soon, you fucking bitch whore, my darling, Astarion

I need a Baldur's Gate mod that lets me put Astarion in a maid outfit