Me talking about my best friend to strangers:
"He's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
"He's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Sometimes I look at stuff with paillettes and I'm bamboozled for a moment like WOAH SO BEAUTIFUL but actually if I look again with attention I realize no it's ugly it's just glittery and anyway this is the principle I use to put my make up on
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