Sometimes I look at stuff with paillettes and I'm bamboozled for a moment like WOAH SO BEAUTIFUL but actually if I look again with attention I realize no it's ugly it's just glittery and anyway this is the principle I use to put my make up on

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My emotional support five pairs of black boots

But if you put them one after another they make sense like they are a shoes continuum

They make sense you see