I'm so tired of crying over the fact that my psuy is so so juicy and tasty.......

Date a girl that will just duel you

THE ORIGINAL BLORBO

Manifesting

Reposting this again because I'm not done with the struggle yet

Business idea and I'm not even joking: you know like ovipositors and stuff, right? Inserting stuff inside, fun times and shit, right?
Now hear me out: instead of eggs, vitamins. Dildos shooting that vitamin D inside of you with the power of vitamin D. No more pill swallowing, you get a fever and you go like mmm lemme fuck myself better

I am not interested in knowing why it shouldn't work. If you know why, you also know how to make it work. Stop being a coward, become rich through the power of vitaminsex.
Amen.

Bawling my eyes out cause I just said bye to this little bundle of violence joy