THE ORIGINAL BLORBO

Manifesting

Reposting this again because I'm not done with the struggle yet

Business idea and I'm not even joking: you know like ovipositors and stuff, right? Inserting stuff inside, fun times and shit, right?
Now hear me out: instead of eggs, vitamins. Dildos shooting that vitamin D inside of you with the power of vitamin D. No more pill swallowing, you get a fever and you go like mmm lemme fuck myself better

I am not interested in knowing why it shouldn't work. If you know why, you also know how to make it work. Stop being a coward, become rich through the power of vitaminsex.
Amen.

Bawling my eyes out cause I just said bye to this little bundle of violence joy

TIL: Chuck Feeney, a billionaire, secretly gave away his wealth, seeking no acclaim, while living modestly—preferring economy flights, a $15 watch, and owning neither homes nor cars. [source, comments]

Based

The basedest

I know I should be bad cause I'm moving away from plenty of people my partner included and I'm only sad about the cat but SHE DOESN'T HAVE THUMBS TO TEXT