Business idea and I'm not even joking: you know like ovipositors and stuff, right? Inserting stuff inside, fun times and shit, right?
Now hear me out: instead of eggs, vitamins. Dildos shooting that vitamin D inside of you with the power of vitamin D. No more pill swallowing, you get a fever and you go like mmm lemme fuck myself better

I am not interested in knowing why it shouldn't work. If you know why, you also know how to make it work. Stop being a coward, become rich through the power of vitaminsex.
Amen.

Bawling my eyes out cause I just said bye to this little bundle of violence joy

TIL: Chuck Feeney, a billionaire, secretly gave away his wealth, seeking no acclaim, while living modestly—preferring economy flights, a $15 watch, and owning neither homes nor cars. [source, comments]

Based

The basedest

I know I should be bad cause I'm moving away from plenty of people my partner included and I'm only sad about the cat but SHE DOESN'T HAVE THUMBS TO TEXT

Repost if you also poop in the 5th dimension

I don't really like stations but I like the human solidarity that you can find there occasionally
I have noodle arms and I have been helped with my baggage many times, but I also helped people who didn't know where to go or didn't really speak Italians, and I will always cherish the memory of me crying alone in a bus station in London after a family death and a kind stranger who offered me napkins and someone to talk to

Please don't let anyone convince you that humans are inherently bad; small and random acts of kindness are instinctual for humans and one of the most precious things about community

Oh, and once a Mexican guy gifted me a guitar cause I gave him some pear flavoured chocolate
I don't know how to play it but it's such a cherished object to me

Art for Palestine

Illustrazione per l'open call di Ratatà Festival, l'opera verrà esposta in fiera a Jesi dall'11 al 14 Aprile e sarà possibile acquistarla (ogni ricavato verrà devoluto all'associazione mezzaluna rossa palestinese)

Outside I'm like 😎 yeah there are Italians in my channel 😎
but inside I'm like 😭 nooooo they're from Milan 😭