People be like "go to therapy" as if my therapist didn't go like "bestie you're above my paygrade lemme set you up with someone else" so I'm stuck in waiting mode on therapist Tinder

Bitches subscribed to this channel for the memes and found themselves stuck with my hyperfixations and absolutely terrible depression sorry not sorry

Lemme clarify I'd be sorry for you but I'm too busy feeling sorry for my fat gigantic enormous gargantuan ass

Also doing this when I'm the one who's sad
Look at the tiddies don't look at the tears

Maybe I found an idea for the 5k followers
Yeah it's waaay late for it but 👀

Today I have a headache so I will be the most spiteful hateful motherfucker you'll ever meet until the meds work