Lemme clarify I'd be sorry for you but I'm too busy feeling sorry for my fat gigantic enormous gargantuan ass

Also doing this when I'm the one who's sad
Look at the tiddies don't look at the tears

Maybe I found an idea for the 5k followers
Yeah it's waaay late for it but 👀

Today I have a headache so I will be the most spiteful hateful motherfucker you'll ever meet until the meds work

Who messed up my pants?
The proof points to the dog, she defends herself saying 🥺

DIG

Damn my hands are slenderman hands