Today I have a headache so I will be the most spiteful hateful motherfucker you'll ever meet until the meds work

Who messed up my pants?
The proof points to the dog, she defends herself saying 🥺

DIG

Damn my hands are slenderman hands

These are the hands of a slender Bella

I went out today I had sun on my skin I literally sniffed some flowers BRAIN WHERE ARE MY HAPPY CHEMICALS YOU LUMPY CHUNK OF MEAT