Walking to a couple of former lovers meeting in the street and asking: "So who got the sword and the found family related trauma and who got the flying broom and the academia related trauma?"

God I am not your strongest soldier but I definitely am your most unlikable soldier

Me: girl your emotions are nor everything the outside world is what matters
A well intentioned stranger:

Enough healing my inner child now it's time to unleash the inner teenage monster
(watching Interview with the vampire)

100 days to Christmas save me 100 days to Christmas PLEASE