Walking to a couple of former lovers meeting in the street and asking: "So who got the sword and the found family related trauma and who got the flying broom and the academia related trauma?"

God I am not your strongest soldier but I definitely am your most unlikable soldier

Me: girl your emotions are nor everything the outside world is what matters
A well intentioned stranger:

Enough healing my inner child now it's time to unleash the inner teenage monster
(watching Interview with the vampire)

100 days to Christmas save me 100 days to Christmas PLEASE

Yes yes I get it you all love Halloween you're all spooky and whatever let me be happy about one thing you boring twats