"Why don't I put these shoes more often?"
Questions asked moments before slipping scratching my knee breaking my thights and showing my ass to an oblivious passerby

I lost some cheese how does that even happen

WHERE IS MY CHEESE

WHO ATE MY CHEESE I LIVE ALONE

I emptied my fridge twice where is it

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT IT WAS IN THE CLOSET (congrats on coming out)

Cheesegate made me lose followers. Talk about lactose intolerants :(

Someone come and make me dinner I do not wanna cook

There's a tarot journaling solo rpg and omg I need it
Forgot to say it's called Auspex and that it is a physical game