"Why don't I put these shoes more often?"
Questions asked moments before slipping scratching my knee breaking my thights and showing my ass to an oblivious passerby

I lost some cheese how does that even happen

WHERE IS MY CHEESE

WHO ATE MY CHEESE I LIVE ALONE

I emptied my fridge twice where is it

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT IT WAS IN THE CLOSET (congrats on coming out)

Cheesegate made me lose followers. Talk about lactose intolerants :(

Someone come and make me dinner I do not wanna cook

There's a tarot journaling solo rpg and omg I need it
Forgot to say it's called Auspex and that it is a physical game

I cannot believe I had to read with my own two eyes that people are upset bc Steven Universe cast two transfemme actresses but gave no actual transfemme representation
Is Steven Universe really the show you wanna have beef with for representation?