WE CHOSE IT.
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

It's a struggle to get 1.2 followers when some of you have such shitty and exclusionary takes I have to ban you ☠☠☠

Also please remember that if someone from the group or channel harasses you, even in pm, please let the mods know and we will get rid of them.
We know you can't have a complete safe space on the Internet, but we will still work towards a safer space

I want to go to the beach and become a mermaid and have long colorful hair that covers my nipples and drown sailors and drink cocktails

Reminder that brands need to SHUT UP

Bitches be so nervous they will find some legal weed from 5 years ago in their house and smoke it anyway (legal weed isn't even a thing here anymore lmao)

I don't think I'll die, but you'll have no way to know soon since I have scheduled a lot of posts anyway.

Also I have a sister who's 13 and she went out for the town fair and brought me presents, bless her