I want to go to the beach and become a mermaid and have long colorful hair that covers my nipples and drown sailors and drink cocktails

Reminder that brands need to SHUT UP

Bitches be so nervous they will find some legal weed from 5 years ago in their house and smoke it anyway (legal weed isn't even a thing here anymore lmao)

I don't think I'll die, but you'll have no way to know soon since I have scheduled a lot of posts anyway.

Also I have a sister who's 13 and she went out for the town fair and brought me presents, bless her