Tragedia nel mondo del giornalismo: il network Ultim'ora è ancora attivo e operativo.

📰 @ULTlMORA

I fell asleep on the beach today and now I'm literally 🔥hot🔥 my face is 🔥red🔥

My cute partner took me this plushie who is identical to my dog at one of those claw machines
I'm like ;w;

I have never played one (1) Resident Evil and yet here I am, researching Lady Dimitrescu costumes.

What people do for their simps, smh

Very very important: does anyone know good tattoo artists in London?
I want to get a tattoo

Me: I'm buying a sex toy with a huge discount because even if I cannot afford it because it's a good toy and I deserve a treat
The toy: goes back to the factory
The factory: sorry we cannot resend it to you bye

Can't wait for the sequel I will piss myself

"I got a PhD... In horribleness"

My partner tried to cuddle me to sleep a couple hours ago and I shooed them away cause I was tired.
Now, their cat who I met today woke me up to be cuddled by me and I have absolutely no complaints.