My cute partner took me this plushie who is identical to my dog at one of those claw machines
I'm like ;w;

I have never played one (1) Resident Evil and yet here I am, researching Lady Dimitrescu costumes.

What people do for their simps, smh

Very very important: does anyone know good tattoo artists in London?
I want to get a tattoo

Me: I'm buying a sex toy with a huge discount because even if I cannot afford it because it's a good toy and I deserve a treat
The toy: goes back to the factory
The factory: sorry we cannot resend it to you bye

Can't wait for the sequel I will piss myself

"I got a PhD... In horribleness"

My partner tried to cuddle me to sleep a couple hours ago and I shooed them away cause I was tired.
Now, their cat who I met today woke me up to be cuddled by me and I have absolutely no complaints.

Me: I like horror that talks about women and is written by them cause it's so empowering and cathartic!

My current horror book: women cursed to drown generation after generation
My current horror podcast: women who literally bleed like Jesus

Yeah, so empowering