Can't wait for the sequel I will piss myself

"I got a PhD... In horribleness"

My partner tried to cuddle me to sleep a couple hours ago and I shooed them away cause I was tired.
Now, their cat who I met today woke me up to be cuddled by me and I have absolutely no complaints.

Me: I like horror that talks about women and is written by them cause it's so empowering and cathartic!

My current horror book: women cursed to drown generation after generation
My current horror podcast: women who literally bleed like Jesus

Yeah, so empowering