Not sure whether the cat is sleeping or has fainted cause I nervously farted all evening

I... wh- can someone with a Twitter account confirm this?? I've gotta know if its real lol

Stan

18th of November for Disenchanted, now I don't even care about Pokémon dropping the same day, I'm screaming

Oh yeah okay let's choose a poc actress and then whitewash her in the poster, I don't see any issue

Also, for my fuck around and find out column: tonight I learned too much licorice can lead to head spinning and throwing up

"I watched Zoolander when I was so young I didn't even know who David Bowie was and why he was a big deal"
"Wait. There's David Bowie in Zoolander?"

Try this and I'm stabbing you

Me