Also, for my fuck around and find out column: tonight I learned too much licorice can lead to head spinning and throwing up

"I watched Zoolander when I was so young I didn't even know who David Bowie was and why he was a big deal"
"Wait. There's David Bowie in Zoolander?"

Try this and I'm stabbing you

Me

I want to be a jelly but sadly I have bones

This is a post where we scream. Audio, texts, gifs, everything is excepted (within our reasonable limits, standard rules of the channel still apply but that's easy if you're not a pos).
Let it out.

Be unhinged.

Manifesting for people to be less dumb

I will never let you forget that THREE cults started from the Harry Potter saga

That's both funny and true but please let me tell the truth about the worst cults ever