TIL if you candidly admit to have a diagnosed, treated, under control mental illness during an interview, they'll use it to justify making you a worse contract

I should have a baby with someone and Elon Musk and JK Rowling should have a baby too and my baby will defeat their baby and will basically be the revolutionary stoner Jesus

My Instagram mutuals don't deserve me I swear

Someone read this book so we can bond on the trauma xoxo

Just saying that in the introduction there's a guy saying "My fren never had mushrooms, but I did and damn homeboi hit close to home"

The struggle of my partners

Me torn apart between Chris Pratt bad and cameo of Pauline good, but I don't think I'm gonna watch the Mario movie after all

Was Helena Bonham Carter always a bad person or did she just lose her sense of morality by playing evil characters and by being killed over and over in her husband's movies?