I should have a baby with someone and Elon Musk and JK Rowling should have a baby too and my baby will defeat their baby and will basically be the revolutionary stoner Jesus

My Instagram mutuals don't deserve me I swear

Someone read this book so we can bond on the trauma xoxo

Just saying that in the introduction there's a guy saying "My fren never had mushrooms, but I did and damn homeboi hit close to home"

The struggle of my partners

Me torn apart between Chris Pratt bad and cameo of Pauline good, but I don't think I'm gonna watch the Mario movie after all

Was Helena Bonham Carter always a bad person or did she just lose her sense of morality by playing evil characters and by being killed over and over in her husband's movies?

They refused to give LGBTQ+ people shelter in winter which led to trans people literally dying.

Their highest ranking members have been seen carrying signs calling for queer people to be murdered.