Me @ you

You're drinking your first coffee and this happens in the bar

I didn't deserve it.

I had one coffee and one cappuccino.
The world is less awful.
I'm sharing advices with my sister so she can use my old methods to have my very stingy father (me and him have been nc for months) buy her some stuff or help her in some ways.
Manipulate the manipulator, traumatize the trauma creator, expropriate the stingy careless absent father figure

I'm posting too much personal stuff, brb with a random meme

Idea that I'm gonna write otherwise I forget:
do you think it makes sense to have a subscriber bot? Mostly so you can send memes, especially since stuff in the group chat cannot be saved and there's a lot of stuff worth reposting and people pm each other to send memes.
If you say yes you're legally (by legally I mean, of course, morally, cause there's no difference, as you know) obligated to help me cause I am all words and no science, glittery head goes swish

Yes I have a gay agenda that I'm pushing on my sister and it has two things on it (not good with lists)
• Our flag means death
• Good omens

Okay Google how do I convince myself that now that some relatives will give me some money I should pay off my debts instead of buying a robe to be beautifully depressed in

Her husband doesn't like her music so EH

My mom found these I'm a little girl again I don't even have all the numbers but I wanna cry with joy


(the cartoon was a ugly mess tho)

If you read it tag yourself I was obviously a Cornelia

I ghost wrote this

I just said for the first time "I have the memory of a floppy disk" and I am very proud of myself cause it's a very fitting metaphor

Raga ve lo giuro non è un messaggio zozzo è per ricordare a mia madre di scongelare la roba per il cenone

Yeah, I get Whamageddon, but have you tried sending a 1 minute audio message while being home for the holidays without being interrupted?
That's a challenge

At one point you just give up and you shout YES GRANDMA I HEAR YOU LET ME TALK TO THE IMAGINARY PEOPLE ON THE LITTLE SCREEN FIRST and then keep going